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« on: Mon, February 10, 2003, 05:44:23 »

?d &5?has any pictures of themselves doing something very American (ie. guns, guts and high octane) please send me a jpeg so we can post it in our new page in Crusade Fan Central:

Here's an example from our beautiful webmistress, Maida Scott



So come on and join up!

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Now where's our Good Humor Killer picture!  And you know who you are!

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« Reply #1 on: Mon, February 10, 2003, 06:02:05 »

I have video tape of my wife firing a submachine gun.
It's quite sexy.
Unfortunately, it's VHS and I don't have any pics of it.
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« Reply #2 on: Tue, February 18, 2003, 03:48:06 »

This is me from the movie The Protector. Mine is the one starring Ed Marinaro and Lee Majors. It's a bad movie but we had fun making it.


For those interested, that's an H&K MP5 I'm holding.

Until next time.....
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« Reply #3 on: Tue, February 18, 2003, 10:32:04 »

You really should get an mpeg up and link to it.
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« Reply #4 on: Tue, February 18, 2003, 10:46:46 »

haha, has anyone here seen "Bowling For Columbine"? hehehehe

Ahh, you zany Americans... with all your guns and self pride ;D
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« Reply #5 on: Tue, February 18, 2003, 11:14:30 »

We've got to do something. We don't have kangaroos.
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« Reply #6 on: Tue, February 18, 2003, 11:27:21 »

Bloody things...  >:(

I live in this lovely forest area, so we sometimes get them in the yard during the summer, and all they do is hop around eating mums trees while they scare the cat... making them a real pain

Anyway... you can ignore the stereotypes... after all... I didnít endorse it hehehe ;D
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« Reply #7 on: Tue, February 18, 2003, 11:46:31 »

Well, as long as we're clearing up stereotypes...

Have you ever actually heard someone say, "A Dingo ate my baby!" or any other similar phrase?

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« Reply #8 on: Tue, February 18, 2003, 12:04:13 »

Kangaroos are just deer that hop.
If Texas Rednecks could drive their beat up pickup trucks to OZ, we'd have that problem cleared up for you in just a couple of 'No Limit' hunting seasons!

It would only be one season if Kangaroos had antlers...

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« Reply #9 on: Tue, February 18, 2003, 16:22:36 »

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Kangaroos are just deer that hop.
If Texas Rednecks could drive their beat up pickup trucks to OZ, we'd have that problem cleared up for you in just a couple of 'No Limit' hunting seasons!


haha... well, have you heard of the big ones out west?



They grow up to and over 6 foot, and there are millions of them. And when big trucks hit them, they cause quite a bit of damage. Hehe, I have a friend whoís parents hit one in a land rover along a high way, and it was a write off. And as for hunting them, as you wish, they are yours for the killing ;)

With the dingo thing, there are so many stories floating about it doesnít really matter... I know the real deal tho... and if you ever want a nice long and boring detail of it, you have only to ask ;D

(And as a side note, Iím not actually Australian... Iím English)

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« Reply #10 on: Tue, February 18, 2003, 16:26:31 »

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They grow up to and over 6 foot, and there are millions of them.  And when big trucks hit them, they cause quite a bit of damage.

Just like Solof. Except the over 6 foot part.
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« Reply #11 on: Thu, March 6, 2003, 12:45:15 »

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

16. Don't drop your guard.

17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.)

19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

22. Be courteous to everyone. Friendly to no one.

23. Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

24. Do not attend a gun fight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4."
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« Reply #12 on: Thu, March 6, 2003, 18:51:25 »

See... I can't understand guns or gun owners... I shot a gun once.. and I killed a rabbit with it... from that day, I really dont like the idea of killing/shooting in anyway.

In fiction is all cool... and shooting at targets is cool... but like... taking the life on a real life animal  :-/
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« Reply #13 on: Fri, March 7, 2003, 07:19:23 »

Scud Old Sport.  Please refrain from using "lovely" you're a man for God's sake!
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« Reply #14 on: Fri, March 7, 2003, 07:55:38 »

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See... I can't understand guns or gun owners... I shot a gun once.. and I killed a rabbit with it... from that day, I really dont like the idea of killing/shooting in anyway.

In fiction is all cool... and shooting at targets is cool... but like... taking the life on a real life animal  :-/


Are you by any chance a vegitarian? (And I'm not making fun here!)


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« Reply #15 on: Fri, March 7, 2003, 12:07:10 »

haha, god no. I go through bouts of not eating meat tho (souly because I just need a break from it).

oh, and Billy, a man isnt measured on his vocab... (nor is he measured on the size of the animal he can kill mind you *cough cough*) ;D

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« Reply #16 on: Fri, March 7, 2003, 13:29:24 »

I just wondered. I mean, we've got a lot of folks running around saying meat is murder.

It's not putting down the average vegetarian, I hope, to suggest that the "meat is murder" crowd needs to go out for a good burger.

Preferably from In & Out Burger in L.A. -- most awesome, fresh fast food I've ever eaten.

I mean, I could eat salads about 24 days a month. In fact, I frequently do. But when I want a burger, I don't want to be told that it's equal to killing a person. Those folks need to go hungry for a while.

Making a lifestyle choice does not equate to making that same choice for other people.

What the heck this has to do with guns, I don't know. But now I'm thinking of shooting some lettuce.

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« Reply #17 on: Fri, March 7, 2003, 14:28:56 »

Well, my original quarms were actually with people 'hunting for sport'.

*spots dear* "Wow! Look! A life! Lets take it away!"

It just goes over my head.

Fast food... yes...  :-/ ... I'll stay away from that ball park I think (and yes, I am a student and do eat fast food, but that doesnt actually mean it is real food ;D)
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« Reply #18 on: Mon, March 10, 2003, 07:45:51 »

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But now I'm thinking of shooting some lettuce.

Alright...now you got me mad...
I represent an organization called "People Against Violating Vegetables Or Greenery"
P.A.V.V.O.G.
Alot of people bemoan the cruelty to animals and work to stop sport hunting...
But there is a much bigger evil in the world.  And that is FARMING!
Sure you may think that sport hunting is wrong...  
But think about it, an animal can RUN THE HELL AWAY!
What chance does a poor turnip have when the tiller comes along to hoiste it out of it's natural environment and take it off to the slaughter house?

Chickens raised in cages upset you?  What about all those poor Sweet Potatoes that your mother left in a glass in the Kitchen window sill until they rotted???  You think they didn't want for a bit of top soil?  But NOooooo!  All they got was a glass of stinky water that no one would ever change!
And who is one of the WORST about this kind on non-thinking horror?  THE VEGETARIANS!
Yep.  The big V-Heads!  They whine and moan about all the little animals...  But did one ever shed a tear for a Rhubarb Pie?  I think NOT.

We're P.A.V.V.O.G.  And we're PISSED!   >:(
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« Reply #19 on: Mon, March 10, 2003, 09:00:43 »

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We're P.A.V.V.O.G. †And we're PISSED! † >:(


Then you've got to all kinds of twisted up about Salad Shooter.
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« Reply #20 on: Mon, March 10, 2003, 12:26:40 »

....the Salad Shooter....
....the horror....
....the horror....
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« Reply #21 on: Mon, March 10, 2003, 12:29:40 »

That was my nickname in college.
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« Reply #22 on: Mon, March 10, 2003, 13:12:46 »

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That was my nickname in college.


No. No it wasn't.

You were known as "that ugly lady." It was in all the papers.
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« Reply #23 on: Mon, March 10, 2003, 17:30:58 »

hahaha, thats a globbing great call ;D

One way to stop all this nonsense is to do what I did... Stop eating anything at all... I like eat a proper meal maybe... umm... once every 2-3 days... works wonders for your weight too (I tried bulimia for two years, but eventually people found out and told me to stop  >:()
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« Reply #24 on: Tue, March 11, 2003, 04:06:45 »

As a member of P.A.V.V.O.G., I am required to subsist by sucking nutrients from quartz and limestone. (after carefully checking to make sure no lichen was there first)
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