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Author Topic: Mike Solof - The Human Letter Bomb!  (Read 108261 times)
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« Reply #225 on: Wed, April 21, 2004, 15:43:17 »

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CBS appreciates your comments about our show(s). Due to the overwhelming volume of communications we receive, this automated response will be our only reply. Please accept our apolgies.

Thanks, again, for writing to CBS.

Dear Mr, man of CBS,
If I am to standing undre your notes. I am more very to be scared. Am you talking at me to say my local  Community Bible Studies  has shows about how you am have babies eating arms?? no wonders you are automated. The whelmingness of the volume must be over to me also to.

please to give your appleogies and any other fruits to these painful children.  You ashame me.

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« Reply #226 on: Wed, April 21, 2004, 15:45:10 »

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Dear Mr, man of CBS,
If I am to standing undre your notes. I am more very to be scared. Am you talking at me to say my local  Community Bible Studies  has shows about how you am have babies eating arms?? no wonders you are automated. The whelmingness of the volume must be over to me also to.

please to give your appleogies and any other fruits to these painful children.  You ashame me.

Peter Tork






Ps, what next??   Monkees???


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« Reply #227 on: Thu, April 22, 2004, 13:54:40 »

Tuch...

I don't know who to be more pissed at, you or Vaughn.  You had to go and take a simple Lil' question and blow it so completely out of proportion. You could have said NO...just a plain and simple answer ...try it...just say NO.....but...NOOOOOOOOO...you had to get Jeff involved as your chief negotiator. You had to make me waste 17 hours on-line with no food or water or pee breaks.

Why?? Because that Lil' fu*ker Vaughn knew everytime I started to get up to go. It's like he was in my brain...inside my f*ckin' brain. And do you think he was easy to talk to.  Comon...say it with me...NO Fu*KIN' WAY!   The bastard wouldn't budge an inch on any of my requests...not one inch.  Finally I consented, but I gotta tell ya...I am very unhappy.  VERY FU*KIN' UNHAPPY! And I always thought I was pretty good at bargining (after all I am Jewish...It's what we do) but this time I definately am getting the shaft.

I can't believe that after all this, the best arrangement you could come up with was that I get to sleep with Lauren's boyfriend on the Pittsbugh trip.  This sucks.






You suck!










Vaughn sucks!




































God I hope her boyfriend doesn't suck.


M





















Man...I hope Uncle Sisko's not jealous.

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« Reply #228 on: Thu, April 22, 2004, 14:01:55 »

Hey Tuch

Jeff just told me lauren and her boyfriend aren't together anymore.  Now who am I gonna sleep with??

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ps. By the way ...is Deb still coming?????????????
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« Reply #229 on: Thu, April 22, 2004, 17:56:40 »


Gosh, I just knew I missed Mike for a reason...
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« Reply #230 on: Thu, May 6, 2004, 18:42:30 »


Mike, can I borrow some money?

wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's like I've still got my license!
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« Reply #231 on: Thu, May 6, 2004, 23:59:15 »

Very funny caption for Ted Kennedy.
I believe he still has a boat license.
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« Reply #232 on: Thu, May 20, 2004, 04:48:31 »

I'M AT THE HOTEL...SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME IF I COULD CONTACT JANET SMITH...I ASKED WAS SHE ALIVE OR DEAD SO I KNOW WEATHER TO USE A OUIJA BOARD...   M
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« Reply #233 on: Thu, May 20, 2004, 06:07:32 »

Hey Solof,
When in the hell did you put up over 54,000 posts? :o

What in God's name are you up to?

Smells very fishy you bloody tosser.
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« Reply #234 on: Thu, May 27, 2004, 16:54:25 »

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Hey Solof,
When in the hell did you put up over 54,000 posts? :o

What in God's name are you up to?

Smells very fishy you bloody tosser.


Things were better when Mike posted regularly. Billy, this is your fault. I know it.
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« Reply #235 on: Wed, June 30, 2004, 17:24:29 »

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Things were better when Mike posted regularly. Billy, this is your fault. I know it.



Kids....I'm working on my regularity.  Fiber (I hear...is the key)

M   (From vacation in upper new york state)
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« Reply #236 on: Wed, June 30, 2004, 17:28:40 »

[quote Hey Solof,
When in the hell did you put up over 54,000 posts? :o

What in God's name are you up to?
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54,000 and counting...

and wouldn't you like to know.

Hehehe    Guru M
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« Reply #237 on: Mon, July 5, 2004, 07:47:38 »

Mike -

You really just need to do a regular column.
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« Reply #238 on: Tue, July 6, 2004, 05:18:48 »

this is Lauren..... i havent been here in a while bc i forgot my user name.... just wanted to say hi and see who was going to san diego..... oh yeah and interesting conversations about the whole boyfriend thing... he does SUCK!!!!! :o... talk to everyone soon.. see yaaaaaaaaaaaa
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« Reply #239 on: Tue, July 6, 2004, 05:19:56 »

this is Lauren..... i havent been here in a while bc i forgot my user name.... just wanted to say hi and see who was going to san diego..... oh yeah and interesting conversations about the whole boyfriend thing... he does SUCK!!!!!... talk to everyone soon.. see yaaaaaaaaaaaa
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« Reply #240 on: Tue, July 6, 2004, 05:52:55 »

I've met this ex-boyfriend and he's a douche' bag.

And he's no Solof , who is going to San Diego and would never treat you in such a way.

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« Reply #241 on: Tue, July 6, 2004, 09:44:28 »

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I've met this ex-boyfriend and he's a douche' bag.

And he's no Solof , who is going to San Diego and would never treat you in such a way.




Right!!! I'd treat you in completely different bad ways!!
Looking forward to seeing to in San diego LA LA.
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« Reply #242 on: Tue, July 6, 2004, 17:03:26 »

Looking forward to seeing you myself, Lauren -- and to discussing scummy men with fervent acidity. ;D
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« Reply #243 on: Wed, July 7, 2004, 01:36:51 »

Hey Lauren, welcome(back?) to the board. I will be in San Diego visiting your booth again. I'm th e one who spends hours watching Billy draw. Here's a pic of me with Billy.
. Remember me? Take care and I'll be seeing you in a few weeks.
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« Reply #244 on: Wed, July 7, 2004, 06:00:45 »

i remember you....... but who is nishiko?  i dont really know these names too well...  but cant wait to get to san diego and get the hell out of here!!! see ya'll soon!
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« Reply #245 on: Wed, July 7, 2004, 11:57:42 »

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i remember you....... but who is nishiko?  i dont really know these names too well...  but cant wait to get to san diego and get the hell out of here!!! see ya'll soon!

I'm not surprised you don't remember. We met at Comic-Con '01. Some numbnut punk had just taken advantage of the crush of humanity to swipe $150 worth of stuff off one of the side tables -- a lithograph and an Antiquities edition, IIRC -- shortly after which Deb asked me if I'd mind helping at the booth while you tottered off for a lunch date. I spent that whole time bodyguarding that table, lemme tell ya! I have two pics up in the 'Friends of Crusade' section if you need a face and a 'shi' kanji tattoo to jog your memory. :)
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