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« on: Wed, February 5, 2003, 13:59:25 »

Hey kids...I dusted off the old desk top and found this oldie but goody. I thought I'd share it with you in honor of the historic first Batman VS. Superman battle (in continuity) in the Batman Books.


And Here are my TOP TEN REASONS WHY ROBIN WENT SOLO:

10. Got a great payola kickback deal going with Chuck Dixon.

9.  Matching "His + His" Bat-towels impossible to find.

8.  Sick of Bruce calling him "Dick."

7.  Scared when Batman suddenly took out a 1 Billion dollar
   accidental death policy on him.

6.  Hated having to get Batman to cosign all his "Batman
   AND Robin" travellers checks.
         
5.  Angry at not being able to drive the Batmobile 'til he  
   was taller than the Two-Face sign.

4.  Couldn't stand Bruce's BatBreath anymore.

3.  Tired of Batman wiping his nose on his cape.

2.  Fed up with Batman's habit of playing Richard Simmon's
   "Sweating to the Oldies" tape during Bat Training.



And the #1 reason why Robin went solo:

Creeped out by Batman's furtive, hungry, longing glances while changing into his Robin suit!


See ya next comic day!!   M         
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