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« Reply #626 on: Fri, October 5, 2007, 17:50:19 » |
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Shanobi Warrior's brain has exploded because she can't figure out your saying Delvie!!! Woot.....I have a confirmed sighting of the Matrix.....  |
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« Reply #627 on: Fri, October 5, 2007, 18:11:09 » |
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There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!
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« Reply #628 on: Fri, October 5, 2007, 19:16:40 » |
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Of course, if he had worn a kilt, she's be screwed. Oh wait. I didn't mean it that way.
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« Reply #629 on: Fri, October 5, 2007, 19:18:39 » |
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Of course, if he had worn a kilt, she's be screwed. Oh wait. I didn't mean it that way.
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« Reply #630 on: Fri, October 5, 2007, 19:18:45 » |
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Shanobi Warrior's brain has exploded because she can't figure out your saying Delvie!!!
Hunh? "figure out what you're saying Delvie" or "figure out you're saying Delvie"? Who confused her? Me or Slammy? |
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« Reply #631 on: Fri, October 5, 2007, 19:41:51 » |
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I only have a week left to be a pain in the butt so I want to try to make the best of it.  |
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« Reply #632 on: Fri, October 5, 2007, 19:42:04 » |
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Shanobi Warrior's brain has exploded because she can't figure out your saying Delvie!!!
Hunh? "figure out what you're saying Delvie" or "figure out you're saying Delvie"? Who confused her? Me or Slammy?COGITO ERGO BOOM ~ I think therefore my head explodes but it dont take much to confuse her |
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« Reply #633 on: Fri, October 5, 2007, 19:43:04 » |
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I only have a week left to be a pain in the butt so I want to try to make the best of it. live it up while ya can!! |
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« Reply #634 on: Fri, October 5, 2007, 19:57:51 » |
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I will be turning off my internet connection next Thursday  |
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« Reply #635 on: Fri, October 5, 2007, 20:05:33 » |
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wow that maybe happening with us too but not sure...going in for an interview on Tuesday for a new job
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« Reply #636 on: Fri, October 5, 2007, 20:55:30 » |
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Shanobi Warrior's brain has exploded because she can't figure out your saying Delvie!!!
Hunh? "figure out what you're saying Delvie" or "figure out you're saying Delvie"? Who confused her? Me or Slammy?COGITO ERGO BOOM ~ I think therefore my head explodes but it dont take much to confuse her
Ah. My saying. Gotcha.
It's complete BS. It's a play on the original "Cogito, ergo sum" - latin meaning "I think, therefore I am" I inserted the english word Boom for sum ("I am") & pretended it means my head explodes, which, technically, it says "I think, therefore BOOM!" But I like the "I think, therefore my head explodes" much better. |
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« Reply #638 on: Sat, October 6, 2007, 15:48:46 » |
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That Tarantula is Very Nice! Gotta get me more sketch covers soon.
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« Reply #639 on: Sun, October 7, 2007, 09:27:30 » |
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since Tarantula has been brought up both here and in Billy's commission post. I thought I would bring back a Quote from one of my best weekend reports Joe made mention of it in a different post. About a girl who might be the model for Billys Tarantula. Her name is Nicole McCain. Not only is she hot. But she has brains too. She is a computer programmer. And what a thrill to talk to she was a lot of fun. I think I might just have the first Tarantula sketch that Billy has let go.   |
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« Reply #640 on: Sun, October 7, 2007, 11:11:15 » |
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Very cool. Thanks.
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« Reply #643 on: Tue, October 9, 2007, 11:54:48 » |
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Once again your welcome. But I have one little question … did you find a bottle of white-out?  |
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« Reply #645 on: Tue, October 9, 2007, 14:10:41 » |
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Nope. Just the digital versions. The actual covers are still Hindu, like Billy intended her to be. lol Delvie you would love my next paper assignment! It is based off of Jasmine and I have to write a 4 page letter as Jasmine responding to her daughter's letter (saying she had the baby) And I have to respond with all my knowledge of Hindu and connect it with Jasmine, Bud and one other Round Character with 4 major points between these 3 characters on Jasmines decisions and yet be creative! |
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« Reply #646 on: Wed, October 10, 2007, 08:34:48 » |
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Looking forward to reading it.
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« Reply #647 on: Wed, October 10, 2007, 08:52:22 » |
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Looking forward to reading it.
I will send it to you, now our next class is on Buddhism and reading up on that and have to read from the actual script. Alida is talking about Hinduism and Buddhism and she showed me her work and I said I could answer them with out her book. I let her borrow my Hinduism book and the book "May You Be A Mother Of A Hundred Sons" I thought about the Shiva comic but hesitated. |
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« Reply #648 on: Wed, October 10, 2007, 09:55:30 » |
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Well. We found homes for all 5 kitties & Snickers (Catty). Helped Lickie pack, & now I'm off to work in VT.
Won't get there in time to accompish anything today, so I think I'll stop by the Bowman Mausoleum on the way.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/VTCUTmausoleum.html
I don't know if I'll be able to get online in the next few days, so GOOD LUCK w/ the new job, Slammy. Hurry up & get a laptop!
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« Reply #649 on: Wed, October 10, 2007, 10:02:44 » |
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That is right Scott you are off the net tomorrow! Good luck!! I am in the process of uping my job here too!! Waiting for my 2nd interview and if i get it, it will double my income with a slew of benefits!!
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