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« Reply #375 on: Sat, December 9, 2006, 03:53:47 »

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Hummmm...

    Retirement Planning:

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would
    Now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00.

    With World Com, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1000.00

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank
    all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND you
    would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
    Heavily and recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan.


We all what the real best long term investment is

Comic Books.
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« Reply #376 on: Sun, December 10, 2006, 06:14:46 »

Don't know about you guys, but today is a screw off day for me. Nothing but vegging in front of the tv. I don't care if the house burns down around me, I'm cooking, doing dishes & laundry & just rotting my brain. It definately helps that 4 of my favorite shows are on & 2 of them are having marathons.


8am Going Tribal - Lost Tribe: The Adis
9am Going Tribal - Dangerous Games: The Suri
10am Going Tribal - Living with Cannibals: The Kombai
11am Going Tribal - African Vision Quest: The Babongo
12pm Going Tribal - Horse Masters of Mongolia: The Dahard
1pm Going Tribal - Waking the Spirits: The Sanema
2pm  Survivorman - Winter Plane Crash
3pm  Man VS Wild - Sierra Nevada
430pm  World's Most Extreme Homes
5pm  Man VS Wild - Mount Kilauea
6pm  Man VS Wild - European Alps

8pm In The Womb - The incredible and hazardous journey inside the mother's womb of three different mammals: the elephant, the dog and the dolphin. State of the art visual effects, computer graphics and real-time, moving ultra-sound pictures give us never-before-seen pictures from inside the mammalian womb.

10pm Blue Man Group

I might do some drwing while I sit to see if I can graduate beyond stick figures... LOL
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« Reply #377 on: Sun, December 10, 2006, 07:18:56 »

Oh yeah... & recording  "The REAL Lost World" for the Dawn/Cali tribe @ 7pm. ;)
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« Reply #378 on: Sun, December 10, 2006, 10:12:42 »

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I might do some drwing while I sit to see if I can graduate beyond stick figures... LOL


I have the same ability to draw. Back in High School I drew my own version of the Fantas-Stick Four. I may put that up on myspace as a goof. Also, my wife is going to be working on some Shi sketches and she can actually draw.
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« Reply #379 on: Sat, December 16, 2006, 20:38:18 »

Yah, so... it's been one of these sort of days.


Hope everybody's weekend is going well.
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« Reply #380 on: Mon, December 18, 2006, 13:40:49 »


I heard something funny today while driving.

It was called THE REVENANT (ghost) by Billy Collins


I am the dog you put to sleep,
as you like to call the needle of oblivion,
come back to tell you this simple thing:
I never liked you--not one bit.

When I licked your face,
I thought of biting off your nose.
When I watched you toweling yourself dry,
I wanted to leap and unman you with a snap.

I resented the way you moved,
your lack of animal grace,
the way you would sit in a chair and eat,
a napkin on your lap, knife in your hand.

I would have run away,
but I was too weak, a trick you taught me
while I was learning to sit and heel,
and--greatest of insults--shake hands without a hand.

I admit the sight of the leash
would excite me
but only because it meant I was about
to smell things you had never touched.

You do not want to believe this,
but I have no reason to lie.
I hated the car, the rubber toys,
disliked your friends and, worse, your relatives.

The jingling of my tags drove me mad.
You always scratched me in the wrong place.
All I ever wanted from you
was food and fresh water in my metal bowls.

While you slept, I watched you breathe
as the moon rose in the sky.
It took all my strength
not to raise my head and howl.

Now I am free of the collar,
the yellow raincoat, monogrammed sweater,
the absurdity of your lawn,
and that is all you need to know about this place

except what you already supposed
and are glad it did not happen sooner--
that everyone here can read and write,
the dogs in poetry, the cats and the others in prose.


If you want to hear it read, go here http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media/player/phc/2005/12/31_phc?start=00:01:27:00.0&end=00:01:59:00.0
& pull the needle to 2:00 in the audio.
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« Reply #381 on: Sun, January 7, 2007, 11:16:17 »

http://www.youtube.com/v/7p8Pti2yvGo
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« Reply #382 on: Sun, January 7, 2007, 11:29:15 »

 :-\ WHAT THE HECK DID THEY SAY ???
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« Reply #383 on: Sun, January 7, 2007, 12:42:46 »

It helps to have heard the Denis Leary song  ;D
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« Reply #384 on: Sun, January 7, 2007, 16:50:18 »

I can't believe you haven't heard A$$H@LE
That was the song that endeared Dennis to my heart as a cool comedian... except the blowing the nose on the flag part (unless he meant he's so patriotic that he has a Flag hanky - never was quite sure about that part).

http://www.youtube.com/v/npROnOS61hQ


Caution: some Adult language


OHHHH EOH EEOH EEOH-EEOH-EEOOOOOHHHHH!
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« Reply #385 on: Sun, January 7, 2007, 18:16:39 »

I've heard the song, but never saw the video. Thanks Delvie!
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« Reply #386 on: Mon, January 8, 2007, 07:14:36 »

You know I just do not understand why a person would make a video like that.
the thing that really gets me is that he make money by makeing a vedeo like that.
SAD.... :(
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« Reply #387 on: Mon, January 8, 2007, 07:40:58 »

Don't know about you guys, but today is a screw off day for me. Nothing but vegging in front of the tv. I don't care if the house burns down around me, I'm cooking, doing dishes & laundry & just rotting my brain. It definately helps that 4 of my favorite shows are on & 2 of them are having marathons.


8am Going Tribal - Lost Tribe: The Adis
9am Going Tribal - Dangerous Games: The Suri
10am Going Tribal - Living with Cannibals: The Kombai
11am Going Tribal - African Vision Quest: The Babongo
12pm Going Tribal - Horse Masters of Mongolia: The Dahard
1pm Going Tribal - Waking the Spirits: The Sanema
2pm  Survivorman - Winter Plane Crash
3pm  Man VS Wild - Sierra Nevada
430pm  World's Most Extreme Homes
5pm  Man VS Wild - Mount Kilauea
6pm  Man VS Wild - European Alps

8pm In The Womb - The incredible and hazardous journey inside the mother's womb of three different mammals: the elephant, the dog and the dolphin. State of the art visual effects, computer graphics and real-time, moving ultra-sound pictures give us never-before-seen pictures from inside the mammalian womb.

10pm Blue Man Group

I might do some drwing while I sit to see if I can graduate beyond stick figures... LOL

Dude,
That sounds like on fine day to me!  Say, when was Blue Man Group on TV?
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« Reply #388 on: Mon, January 8, 2007, 10:50:57 »

You know I just do not understand why a person would make a video like that.
the thing that really gets me is that he make money by makeing a vedeo like that.
SAD.... :(


Some people call it satire, others sarcasm, others humor.
It started as a Saturday night live gag. People requested it so much that he started doing it in his live concerts, then the next step was a video.
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« Reply #389 on: Mon, January 8, 2007, 10:53:36 »


Dude,
That sounds like on fine day to me!  Say, when was Blue Man Group on TV?

About 3 wks ago. It was part of a promotional drive for PBS.
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« Reply #390 on: Wed, January 31, 2007, 23:04:06 »

The last time I was home I did some expiramenting w/ designing Sketch Covers. Here are a couple.






Enjoy
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« Reply #391 on: Mon, February 19, 2007, 14:26:23 »

Another expirament for a Highlander Sketch Cover.


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« Reply #392 on: Wed, February 21, 2007, 21:48:44 »

We were talking a while back about Firefly/Serenity. I was sharing some pics of Lickie w/ Kookey for her commission & I ran across this. Thought I'ld post it...




Hope everybody's day is going well.
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« Reply #393 on: Tue, April 10, 2007, 10:28:44 »

Man you have been letting your thread fall down the list what is going on here noway
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« Reply #394 on: Wed, April 11, 2007, 19:53:23 »

Yeah.

It's kinda been like that...
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« Reply #395 on: Thu, April 12, 2007, 05:05:09 »

I felt like that dog yesterday.  Much better today.
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« Reply #397 on: Wed, April 25, 2007, 09:26:59 »

that pup looks like he left for heaven
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« Reply #398 on: Wed, April 25, 2007, 09:31:01 »

That's certainly a good sleep. I don't sleep that well.
Forgot to charge my phone last night & it died before the alarm could go off this morning. I woke up just shy of 9:30am
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« Reply #399 on: Wed, April 25, 2007, 09:41:35 »

that pup looks like he left for heaven

its the corpse pose in yoga and it is very relaxing and good for the back
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