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« on: Mon, November 24, 2003, 11:42:35 »

Reviving an old thread, here we go again:

Title:       Utopia Street
Log line: A new resident in a suburban community is turned off by his next-door neighbor's aggressive socializing.
Writer:    Etan Cohen
Agent:     ICM
Buyer:     Everyman Films
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Comedy
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More:      Rewrite. Original script by Adam McKay.  Jay Roach will direct.
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« Reply #1 on: Mon, November 24, 2003, 11:46:27 »

Title:       Exorcist: The Beginning
Log line: Prequel to the horror franchise.
Writer:    Alexi Hawley
Agent:     Innovative Artists, Lisa Santos at Management and attorney Matt Johnson at Ziffren, Brittenham, Branca, Fischer, Gilbert-Lurie & Stiffelman.
Buyer:     Morgan Creek
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Horror
Logged:   11/19/03
More:      Rewrite.  Original script by William Wisher Jr. and Caleb Carr.  Renny Harlin will direct.  Stellan Skarsgard, Gabriel Mann, Clara Bellar and Billy Crawford will star.  Project first set up in August 2001.

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« Reply #2 on: Mon, November 24, 2003, 11:47:43 »

Title:      The Birth of the Pink Panther
Log line: Centers on the bumbling French detective Inspector Clouseau.
Writer:    Steve Martin
Agent:     n/a
Buyer:     MGM
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Comedy
Logged:   11/18/03
More:      Rewrite of Len Blum's script.  Shawn Levy will direct.  Bob Simonds will produce. Tracey Trench will Executive Produce.  Steve Martin to also star.

How can the man who wrote LA STORY do this to me?
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« Reply #3 on: Mon, November 24, 2003, 11:48:42 »

Title:         Season of the Witch
Log Line:  In 14th century France, a group of knights must transport a woman accused of witchcraft to a mountain abbey, where the monks will seek to understand and destroy her powers, believed to be the source of the Black Plague.
Writer:      Bragi Schut Jr.
Agent:       Brandt Rose Agency, mngmnt. Benderspink, and atty. Rob Szymanski at Eclipse Law
Buyer:       MGM
Price:         Mid against high-six figures
Genre:       Drama
Logged:     11/17/03
More:        Mosaic Media Group's Chuck Roven will produce.  Schut was one of six screenwriters who won the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' Don & Gee Nicholl Fellowship in Screenwriting competition with this script.

I got to the word "France" and it all just went blank.
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« Reply #4 on: Mon, November 24, 2003, 11:49:47 »

Title:         Moxie
Log Line:  Urban love story set in modern day San Francisco in the vein of "Romeo and Juliet."
Writer:      Benjamin Queen
Agent:       ICM and mngr. Chad Snopek
Buyer:       DreamWorks
Price:         n/a
Genre:       Musical Teen Romance
Logged:     11/17/03
More:        Rewrite.  Jinks/Cohen Company's Dan Jinks and Bruce Cohen will produce.  Jon Chu to direct.  Originally setup in August 2003.

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« Reply #5 on: Mon, November 24, 2003, 11:51:25 »

Title:       Which Witch?
Log line: A magical wizard realizes that before he retires, he must find a wife. He holds a contest in which all the world's witches compete by performing their most outrageous spells.
Writer:    Eva Ibbotson (author)
Agent:     n/a
Buyer:     Disney Feature Animation
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Children’s Fantasy-Adventure
Logged:   11/14/03
More:      Novel.  Merv Griffin and Robert Kosberg will Executive Produce.
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« Reply #6 on: Tue, November 25, 2003, 00:35:37 »

Title:         One Stupid Thing
Log Line:  A New Jersey man moves his family to the small town of Nyborg, Wyoming, to protect them from impending terrorism.
Writer:      John Lavachielli
Agent:       CAA
Buyer:       TLP Productions
Price:         n/a
Genre:       Dark Comedy
Logged:     11/6/03
More:        Justine Baddeley and TLP Productions' Amy Reinhold, Judge Reinhold & Eric Geadelmann will produce.
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« Reply #7 on: Fri, November 28, 2003, 12:19:51 »

Title:       The Pacifier
Log line: An undercover agent who fails to protect an important government scientist and then learns the man's family is in danger. In an effort to redeem himself, he agrees to take care of the man's children only to discover that child care is his toughest mission yet.
Writer:   Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garent
Agent:    n/a
Buyer:    Walt Disney Co.
Price:      n/a
Genre:    Action Comedy
Logged:  11/25/03
More:     George Zakk and Spyglass Entertainment’s Gary Barber, Roger Birnbaum & Jonathan Glickman will produce.  Derek Evans will Executive Produce.  Vin Diesel is set to star.

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« Reply #8 on: Sat, November 29, 2003, 11:07:01 »

HEY THERE!

Okay, it seems important for me to point out that this thread is "Bad-Sounding Movie Ideas" and that doesn't always mean that the movie would be bad.

It also allows for the possibility that the descriptions I'm getting from the usual sources aren't always right.

So, if I ever describe one that you're connected to or even just one you think sounds okay, please consider the above and also allow for personal taste.

Sooner or later I'm bound to be wrong about something.  (Hey, it could happen!)

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« Reply #9 on: Sun, November 30, 2003, 16:06:42 »

Here's one that could be better than it sounds. George Romero is pretty darn cool, so who knows.

Title:       Diamond Dead
Log line: An '80s-style rock garage band comes back from the dead.
Writer:    George Romero
Agent:     n/a
Buyer:     AG Productions
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Black Comedy
Logged:   11/25/03
More:      Rewrite of a script by Brian Cooper. Cooper wrote the lyrics to the songs in the film. Andrew Gaty's AG Productions will produce. Romero will direct as well.  Richard Hartley will write the music.

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« Reply #10 on: Wed, January 21, 2004, 14:10:05 »

Title:       Gossip Girl
Log line: A rivalry that exists between a group of ultra rich girls on Manhattan's Upper East Side gets stronger as the one of the girl's bitter rival gets kicked out of boarding school and returns to her private school.
Writer:   Amy Sherman-Palladino
Agent:    Endeavor
Buyer:    Warner Bros. Pictures
Price:      n/a
Genre:    Drama
Logged:  1/21/04
More:     To be adapted from Cecily von Ziegesar's novel.  17th Street Productions' Leslie Morgenstein will produce.  Bob Levy will co-produce.  Lindsay Lohan will star.

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« Reply #11 on: Wed, January 21, 2004, 14:13:02 »

Title:       Untitled Kalesniko Comedy
Log line: An American man becomes a success in London and has to deal with the cultural differences.
Writer:    Michael Kalesniko
Agent:     CAA
Buyer:     Double Feature
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Comedy
Logged:   1/16/04
More:      Based on an idea by Keanu Reeves.  in which he will star.   Michael Shamberg & Stacey Sher and 3 Arts Entertainment's Erwin Stoff will produce. Keanu Reeves will star.

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« Reply #12 on: Tue, February 3, 2004, 05:44:24 »

Title:       Slammin
Log line: A young Brazilian girl struggles to rise within the male-dominated world of competitive skating that brings her to Venice, Calif., where she finds both love and professional success.
Writer:    Aaron Metchik and Joseph Garner
Agent:     Mngr. Philippa Burgess
Buyer:     Warner Bros. Pictures
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Sports Drama
Logged:   2/3/04
More:      Spec script.  Clifford Werber will produce.  Brazilian extreme sports inline skater Fabiola da Silva will star.

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Title:       The Bang Devils
Log line: Two Americans, one a nightclub bouncer and the other a hostess-turned-call girl, living in Japan find that being "exotic" Westerners gets them everything they desire. The two team up with the call-girl’s boyfriend to kidnap one of her clients and hold him for ransom. The plan falls apart when it turns out the client is a high-ranking yakuza.
Writer:    Patrick Foss (author)
Agent:     Lampack Agency
Buyer:     Paul L. Sandberg
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Drama
Logged:   2/3/04
More:      Novel.   Paul L. Sandberg will produce.
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Title:        The Island
Log line:  A "harvested being" becomes self-aware and must escape the utopian facility where he and others are being kept.
Writer:     Caspian Tredwell-Owen
Agent:      CAA
Buyer:      DreamWorks
Price:        $1 million against $1.5 million
Genre:      Science-Fiction Thriller
Logged:    2/2/04
More:       Spec scipt. Part of a bidding war.  Michael Bay may direct.
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« Reply #15 on: Tue, February 3, 2004, 05:46:46 »

Title:       Manhattan Baby
Log line: A career-driven single woman sacrifices everything to become New York's most-sought-after baby group mogul.
Writer:    Anya Kochoff
Agent:     Endeavor
Buyer:     Dimension Films
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Comedy
Logged:   2/2/04
More:      Pitch.  Anya Kochoff and Jose Rosen will produce.
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Title:       The Unprofessionals
Log line: Three hapless monkeys are sent on a quest, in which they are expected to fail but ultimately succeed.
Writer:    John Ridley
Agent:     ICM
Buyer:     DreamWorks
Price:       Seven-figures
Genre:     Animation
Logged:   2/4/04
More:      Mike LaChance, Chris Cuzer and Jeffrey Katzenberg will produce.
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« Reply #17 on: Tue, February 17, 2004, 13:46:17 »

This description may be just written poorly... but right now it sounds awful.

Title:        The Game Keeper
Log Line: A botched bank robbery nets a trio of bank robbers two female hostages. The group descends into self destruction on their way to the Mexican Border, while the hostages realize that the least of their worries is their fate as hostages, but more so as collateral damage of the internal implosion of their captors.
Writer :    S.L. Shultz
Agent:      Mngr. Anthony Ridio of Creative Enterprises Management
Buyer:      Nostromo Entertainment
Price:        n/a
Genre:      Action Drama
Logged:    2/16/04
More:       Ronald Shusett will executive produce.  Anthony Ridio and Nostromo Entertainment's  r. ellis frazier will produce.   Art Camacho will direct.

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« Reply #18 on: Tue, February 17, 2004, 14:49:39 »

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« Reply #19 on: Tue, February 24, 2004, 18:29:34 »

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I don't remember this one. Is this another Lucy Liu movie?
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« Reply #20 on: Wed, February 25, 2004, 16:42:37 »

Title:       Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang
Log line: A thief posing as an actor teams up with a tough-guy private eye and a frustrated actress. The three stumble upon a murder.
Writer:    Shane Black
Agent:     David Greenblatt at the Endeavor Agency
Buyer:     Warner Bros. Pictures
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Action Comedy
Logged:   2/25/04
More:      Joel Silver’s Silver Pictures will produce. Shane Black will make his feature directing debut.  Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer and Michelle Monaghan will star.

Okay, I know that Tony Bedard got his name from Bond, but his comic is pretty darn good...

Robert Downey, Jr. -- and I wish him good luck with his drug problem -- still is way short of his potential.
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« Reply #21 on: Wed, February 25, 2004, 16:44:07 »

Title:       The Brave One
Log line: Described as "Death Wish" with a female protagonist.
Writer:    Michael Seitzman
Agent:     Nicole Clemens at ICM and mngr. Rosalie Swedlin of Industry Entertainment
Buyer:     Warner Bros. Pictures
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Drama-Action
Logged:   2/25/04
More:      Rewrite from an original script by father-and-son team Rod and Bruce Taylor.  Joel Silver’s Silver Pictures will produce. George Miller is in negotiations to direct.  Project first setup in December 2001.
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« Reply #22 on: Wed, February 25, 2004, 16:49:42 »

Title:       Tina Fey Blind Script Deal
Log line: No details given.
Writer:    Tina Fey
Agent:     Endeavor
Buyer:     John Goldwyn Productions
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Comedy
Logged:   2/24/04
More:      John Goldwyn Productions' John Goldwyn and SNL Studios' Lorne Michaels will produce.

Someday, somewhere, somehow... someone will explain the economics of these SNL-based movies to me and a great burden will be lifted.

I don't get it.

Tina Fey naked, maybe.
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Title:       The Poseidon Adventure
Log line: When a large cruiser ship gets capsized, the survivors try to make their way back up through the hull to the surface.
Writer:    n/a
Agent:     n/a
Buyer:     Warner Bros. Pictures
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Drama-Action
Logged:   2/24/04
More:      Remake of the 1972 film, which was originally based on Paul Gallico’s novel.  Wolfgang Petersen, Mike Fleiss and Diana Rathbun will produce. Sam Dickerman will executive produce. Chris Briggs will co-produce.

WHY? WHY? WHY?
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Title:       Hip-Hop Cops
Log line: Set inside the highly secretive division of the New York Police Dept. that exclusively investigates hip-hop and rap-related crime
Writer:    Eric Eason
Agent:     CAA
Buyer:     Radar Pictures
Price:       n/a
Genre:     Drama-Thriller
Logged:   2/24/04
More:      Peter Berg, Braxton Pope, and Radar Pictures' Ted Field, Joe Rosenberg & Sean Gorman will produce. Peter Berg will direct.
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