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Delvie
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« on: Sun, August 17, 2003, 20:02:24 » |
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So, there's this drunk in a bar and he's pretty hammered. Actually, make that really hammered. He's full to the eyeballs.
The bar closes so then he's out on the street. He's staggering along, on his way home, and he sees a nun walking down on the other side of the street.
He stumbles over, sways up to the nun and punches her in the face!
Well,the nun was pretty surprised, as you'ld expect she'd be, but before she could do or say anything, the drunk punches her in the face again. And again. She drops like a sack of proverbial and then the drunk starts laying kicks into her. He does it a couple of times then picks the nun up and throws her up against a brick wall.
By this time, the nun is pretty much out of it. She's feeling pretty crook and can't move too much. The drunk stumbles over, puts his face right next to hers and, in a beer-soaked voice, says....
"NOT VERY STRONG TONIGHT, ARE YOU BATMAN?"
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